I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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