So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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