just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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