I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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