It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize
