The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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