we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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