Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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