I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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