Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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