Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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