i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
cat food counts as protein by the way
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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