So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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