I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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