just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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