Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
And then the night went full on bisexual.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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