before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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