I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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