A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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