..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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