You're a womanizer and a bitch.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
