There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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