Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I'm just crazy horny about you
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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