ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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