I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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