I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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