talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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