its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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