that's an acceptable place to lick
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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