so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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