I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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