i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
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Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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