bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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