Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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