Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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