how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Randomize
