try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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