We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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