i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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