Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
We smell like vodka and hangover
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