I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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