Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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