Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
