i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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