just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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