Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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