Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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