I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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