Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
honey bunches of taint.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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