Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
The Olympian is in my bed
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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